BUTT…………I need a facial too
as summer approaches and the thought of wearing shorter skirts on windy days nears the thought occured to me………………………….I have duitifully cared for my face, neck and decolletage, my arms and legs………..BUT………..my BUTT? well that’s a different story.
as i stood in my bathroom slathering dead sea mineral mud, green clay and essential oils on my face i thought…..hhhmmmpphhh. I think there’s somewhere else that could use a little tlc.
i’ve done this in the past but so infrequently that i think my cellulite is my butts way of saying ‘this is what you get for only doing the face sista’
so i slapped on a nice thick coat of mud and muck, wrapped my backside in gladwrap and proceded to iron my shirt (good multitasking) after 15 mins i rinsed off and slathered on my Pevonia dry body oil. What was revealed was a smooth, glowing backside with much improved apperance of the deadly orange peel.
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isn’t it funny how we often complain about our backsides yet rarely take the time to help it along, we just let it sit back there fighting an uphill battle on its own. well no more i say. from here on i will use all of my old face masks on my backside………………….i wonder if the banana wonderbra mask would lift and shape a derrier…………hhmm i’ll get back to you on that.
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