The funniest beauty reviews on bh

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Aside from getting to play with lots of beauty products, one of the best parts of working at bh is reading about our members’ own product forays.

Hundreds of beauty reviews are submitted to the site each week, full of great insights, tips and recommendations.

But every now and then, a stellar submission also reads rather hilariously. Many of these more humorous reviews have brightened my day – and I suspect they may make you chuckle, too!

Did one of your reviews make our funny list? Click through to find out…


CCdeluxe – Aveeno Daily Moisturising Sheer Hydration Lotion

CCdeluxe summed up Aveeno Daily Moisturising Sheer Hydration Lotion’s hydrating power in a highly original way…

CCdeluxe – Aveeno Daily Moisturising Sheer Hydration Lotion

Tiicky – Aveeno Daily Moisturising Sheer Hydration Lotion

Tiicky was also a fan of this lotion (and her dog agreed)…

Tiicky – Aveeno Daily Moisturising Sheer Hydration Lotion

Catn2kittens – Kérastase Densifique Densimorphose Mousse Absolu

For Catn2kittens, less was more when it came to applying Kérastase Densifique Densimorphose Mousse Absolu

Catn2kittens – Kérastase Densifique Densimorphose Mousse Absolu

owlsparks – 100% Pure Konjac Sponge – Charcoal

“Friendly” pretty much sums up owlsparks’ feelings towards 100% Pure Konjac Sponge – Charcoal

owlsparks – 100% Pure Konjac Sponge – Charcoal

CurlFriday – L’Oréal Paris Nude Magique Cushion Foundation

Think your skin’s dry? You ain’t got nothin on CurlFriday. Thank goodness for L’Oréal Paris Nude Magique Cushion Foundation

CurlFriday – L’Oréal Paris Nude Magique Cushion Foundation

Lauren157 – Bioré Deep Cleansing Pore Strips

Some might consider Lauren157’s description of Bioré Deep Cleansing Pore Strips a tad extreme, but we love it…

Lauren157 – Bioré Deep Cleansing Pore Strips

Trash__x – Imperial Leather No. 33 Forbidden Fruit Blackberry Blossom + Wild Fig Bodywash

Trash__x’s obsession with Imperial Leather No. 33 Forbidden Fruit Blackberry Blossom + Wild Fig Bodywash was practically life-threatening…

Trash__x – Imperial Leather No. 33 Forbidden Fruit Blackberry Blossom + Wild Fig Bodywash

Tara647 – Australis Velourlips

Either Tara647’s relationships are pretty short-lived, or Australis Velourlips is a real stayer. We’re guessing the latter…

Tara647 – Australis Velourlips

Have reviews on beautyheaven ever given you the giggles? What’s the funniest one you’ve read? 

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