Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Inspired by a quick mention in another thread and because, yes I am still avoiding housework like the plague…

QUESTION: Entertain us with either:
1) stupid, random but funny questions you’ve actually been asked by someone.
2) stupid, random funny questions you’ve found on the internet will googling (or your preferred engine) whilst possibly avoiding doing housework too…

I love stupid, random but funny questions that give me a good chuckle so…