What’s your worst OMG beauty moment
Mine is really really embarassing, but I trust you all with this information. If you are the beauty therapist involved and you recognise me, I apologize again. So………………
I went for some pampering at my fave day spa. I had been quite a few times before, so I knew all the staff.
I get on the vichy bed and the therapist completes my full body scrub, I am feeling pretty good, nice and relaxed.
Then she starts the vichy shower.
Oh the lovely warm water showering down on me, washing away all my stress.
She gets the body oil and starts to massage my left foot, up my calf, back of my leg, left buttock.
OOOHHHHH I am so relaxed.
Now the right foot, calf, back of leg, right buttock.
Then, without warning, with a force second only to mother nature. POW!
I farted (cough). The biggest, loudest aqua-fart ever. All I could think was OH MY GOD!
I apologized profusely wanting to get up and leave immediately but she left the room to ‘give me a moment’.
It was awkward paying as I left, by now everyone knew. I went home feeling more stressed than when I arrived. I have never been back. I found a new spa.
Now it’s your turn………………………………………….. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
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