Zodiac SexToy
Your zodiac sign can tell you all sorts of things — what your personality traits are, who you should be friends with, who you should date — but what if star signs had the power to influence your pleasure in the bedroom?
WELL THEY CAN.We’ve tapped into the knowledge of the stars and found out what sex toy you should buy based on your star sign.AQUARIUS
AQUARIUS
Aquarius’ are delicate creatures who like to keep themselves to themselves — that is until they walk into the bedroom. Nothing gets an Aquarius more excited than a filthy fuck, so upping the kink-factor with a sex toy is prime Aquarius territory. To make sure all androgynous zones are firmly switched on, Aquarius’ should slip into this fetish bra. MEOW.
PISCES
PISCES
Pisces are compassionate romantics who loved to be wooed via a lot of mediums, but their favourite is with music. Put a Pisces in dark room with a strong beat and they can’t help but catch a good case of the feels. This is why the perfect sex toy for Pisces is this handheld massager that you can sync up with your favourite song, OR a recording of your partner’s voice, and its vibrations will mimic the tune. HELLA romantic.
SIRI 2, $219.
ARIES
ARIES
Aries are fiery, confident and passionate — as well as short-tempered, impulsive and a smidge aggressive — meaning they want things to get HOT in the bedroom FAST. The best way to ramp up the passion from zero to 100, is by upgrading your partner’s ~appendage~ with a vibrating cock ring — aptly named ‘Screaming O’, so you know what to expect when you test it out…
TAURUS
TAURUS
Taurus’ are domesticated souls that love home comforts and have a bit of a hatred for sudden changes in their personal life. Because they are such nesters, they can be quite anal about cleanliness—which is why the perfect (tongue in cheek) sex toy for them swaps in one of their most satisfying cleaning activities to the most satisfying bedroom sessions. Yes, Taurus’ peel off the marigolds and pick up a feather teaser.
SCORPIO
SCORPIO
Scorpios are passionate and brave, but in the bedroom, nothing drives them crazier than being teased. That’s why a clitoral stimulator is the PERFECT sex toy for a Scorpio. The sucking feature on these bad boys drives your clit wild as it flutters your clitorial nerves to leave you pulsation like a MOFO.
Gemini
GEMINI
Being the twin sign, Geminis struggle with being alone — with solo time often leaving them nervous and agitated. That’s why a couples toy, for double the fun, is the best sex toy for Geminis. Because this sign is super adaptable and quite curious, we recommend a fantastically flexible sex toy to try out in the bedroom. Try out this bendy dong for double the fun.
CANCER
CANCER
Cancers are loyal and imaginative, but can be pessimistic and insecure when they are moved far away from their safe spaces — such as their home. However, being a water sign, they feel most at peace near the ocean or having a relaxing bath. So, why not take the opportunity to convert your safe space into your sex space and bring the passion to the bathroom. Arm yourself with this bath time set to get bubbly with a partner, or to have some solo fun in the tub.
Bodywand Wet & Wild Bathtime 5 Piece Set, $129.99.
LEO
LEO
Leos are creative and passionate people, but are hella arrogant, stubborn and self-centred if things don’t go their way. When it comes to getting their rocks off, Leos sometimes find that partners get in the way and stuff things up — particularly if they don’t treat them like the queen they are. That’s why some self-indulgent me-time should be at the top of every Leos to-do list. Put yourself first with this *Broad City* bullet, which chucks you a compliment every time you use it.
VIRGO
VIRGO
Virgo’s are quiet, unassuming, over-analytical beings, who’s shyness tends to completely consume them in social settings. However, with the right sex toy, even Virgos can muster up some seriously hard core confidence. Get swept up in the moment and shed your shyness, Virgos, with this dreamy vibrator that it determined to tickle your G-Spot, whilst keeping *real* quiet, so you can pleasure away in private.
LIBRA
LIBRA
Libra’s are quiet, unassuming, over-analytical beings, who’s shyness tends to completely consume them in social settings. However, with the right sex toy, even Virgos can muster up some seriously hard core confidence. Get swept up in the moment and shed your shyness, Virgos, with this dreamy vibrator that it determined to tickle your G-Spot, whilst keeping *real* quiet, so you can pleasure away in private.
CAPRICORN
CAPRICORN
Responsible, organised and clever, Capricorns could rule the world if they wanted too. And these superhuman qualities deserve a super sex toy to match! What goes better in a hyper-organised Capricorn’s purse, but a decoy lippie that just happens to be super-efficient at giving you orgasms?!
SAGITTARIUS
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius are adventurous individuals who have a great sense of humour, so rolling around in bed, laughing with their partner is their idea of a dream Sunday. That’s why a tongue in cheek sex toy is the perfect pick for this fire sign.
