If your love life has been feeling a little, well… vanilla since lockdown started, it’s probs time to try some other flavours in the ice cream shop. Just ask Laura Byrne. She’s been with Matty J for what feels like an eternity now (including through multiple seasons of Bachie, childbirth and a global pandemic,) so it’s totally understandable that their desire for each other has dwindled.
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Their secret to spicing things up? “Role play.”
“Sure, you could go get a sex swing,” Matty told his co-hosts on a recent episode of Nova’s The Babble. “[Or try something that’s] simple and much more cost-effective: grow a moustache.”
Image credit: @ladyandacat
After six weeks of growth since being in lockdown, there’s no denying Matty’s mo is rather impressive. And, evidently, his fiancé is all about his new look.
“When Laura and I were intimate for the first time after I had the moustache, it did get in the way a little bit,” he admitted. “Lights were off, we’re in bed, now is the time and then she kept on giggling.”
“She apologised and said, ‘I’m sorry, it keeps tickling me.'”
Laura told him she felt like she was “having sex with another man.” As if she was “having an affair.” But rather than take offence, Matty fully indulged the fantasy.
“One of the best things to happen to me was deciding to grow this moustache,” he wrote on Insta.
“I’ve never felt more masculine yet beautiful at the same time.”
Words by Lucy Bode
Main image credit: @ladyandacat
uh ok then.. .not sure id want to share stuff like this public… its super private
Prefer no facial hair thanks.
hahaha i’d have to agree, definitely need a little bit of crazy confidence for it
beards can be a little bit irritating but they’re definitely attractive on guys i think
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