12 new places to have sex

Looking for new places to have sex? A word of warning: This isn’t going to be a list of completely public places to have sex in. Nobody is going to get arrested for indecent exposure (or joining the infamous mile high club) on our watch. 

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Rather, it’s a list of bedroom alternatives – including some sneaky, private places to hook up  – for those who find the bed to be sleep inducing rather than sexually arousing. Because they just make doonas too damn comfortable these days, amirite?!

Forget the boudoir, beauties. Find out first-hand how to spice up your sex life and try these fun (and discreet) places to do the deed...

#1 In front of a fire/heater 

If the thought of getting naked anywhere other than under the covers is making your teeth chatter, this ones for you. In winter, getting undressed for the shower takes some will power, let alone for a long session of lovemaking. So turn the heat right up and make a nest for your and your partner in front of the source. If you ask us, this is one of the most romantic places to make love (and it will only take minutes before it’s almost too hot to handle!). 

#2 On the kitchen counter 

It’s sturdy, it’s the perfect height and it’ll pass the time before dinner is ready. Post-sex lasagne? As good as it sounds.

#3 In a bouncy house

Not just fun for kids, a bouncy house is right up there with thplaces to have sex. Of course, totally inappropriate if you’re at a kid’s party, but once the kids have gone home, go for it. The bouncing will make even the smallest of motions powerful, not to mention it’s easy on the knees.

#4 On the washing machine

And yes, while it’s on. The finale is the spin cycle.

#5 Tree house

Again, not just for kids. Just make sure it’s nice and sturdy first. This location will make you feel young and adventurous again. Fill it with pillows and blankets to make a night of it.

#6 Beanbag chair 

In particular, one that’s not overfilled so it will mould easily around the body. It makes even the trickiest positions feel sturdy and comfortable, because no matter how you may be lying or sitting it will support where it’s needed.

#7 Exercise ball

Not for the faint of heart. This one requires excellent balance by both partners. Have him sit on the ball, while you sit on him so he’s facing your back. Add a little bouncing and it’s an exhilarating workout for both of you.

#8 On the hood of your car

Having sex in a car is one thing, but having sex on the hood of a car is another. Prefer more secluded places to make out?  To be on the safe side, make sure the car is in the garage first. The acoustics will make it even better.

#9 Sauna

Hot environment equals hot sex.  The lack of oxygen in the sauna causes heightened sensitivity, while the heat causes blood flow to increase and all of a sudden slippery and sweaty body parts are hard to resist. Make sure you’re both well hydrated and have a quick exit strategy beforehand.

#10 In the backyard/ balcony or deck 

Sex under the stars is as romantic as it sounds, so move your love making party outside on a balmy evening. If your backyard is a bit too exposed, stick to a balcony or deck. That’s why deck chairs were invented.

#11 On a trampoline

You can’t lay on a trampoline with another person without you both rolling and sinking into the middle. Make the most of this close proximity and let the springs do the moving for you. Just make sure its well oiled beforehand to avoid tell tale squeaking.

#12 Dining table 

Not the most comfortable of options, but if the mood strikes, screw the dishes and push them aside in a dramatic fashion. Every time you have friends over for dinner, you’ll secretly smirk about where exactly they’re eating.

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Would you ever have sex in any of the above places? How do you and your partner keep the spark alive?