Gallery: dumbest celebrity quotes
06 Mar 2011 05:00 AM |
Posted by bh'sCarli
Considering they spend most of their careers behind a camera, in front of a microphone, or holding press conferences, you’d think celebs would be well practiced in the art of talking.
Unfortunately it seems that when you take away their scripts, lyrics, and speeches and they’re left to their…uh…own devices, things can get a little bit interesting.
Luckily for us, they’re constantly surrounded by reporters so we don’t have to miss out gems like these…
What’s the funniest celeb quote you’ve heard?
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Chrissynick
(Australia)
Oh goodness mariah! Thats terrible! Some real doozies there!
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 10:02am)
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Jannz
(Australia)
OMG, those people are so dumb - they don't even deserve to be famous! I remember that Mariah quote from ages ago, but I can't believes she would say that. GWB is a laugh! I remember a quote from David Beckham saying that his favourite book is his own book, and his second favourite book is his wife's - he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 10:04am)
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Animal Lover
(Australia)
Oh my gosh what a dumb thing mariah said.
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 10:20am)
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AtomicGlamour
(Australia)
Seriously? How can these people be so... dumb? But on the other hand everyone has their dumb blonde moments.
I agree Mariah's quote was the most awfully selfish sentence, Arnie and GWB's quotes make you think 'wtf? they're politicians!'
I guess you don't need to be smart to be famous (just look at The Jersey Shore lol).
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 10:22am)
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Roxymisha
(Australia)
Celebrities are usually famous for things other than their intelligence. However, am surprised at Al Gore's gaff.
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 11:39am)
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Shull87
(Australia)
hahaaha Charlie sheen sooo dumb and clueless!!! and also gob smakers there but another that i coodnt believe is AL Gore man people take the mickey out of him i totally get why!!!! i think i was really young when he was in power cause i dont know when he was in government or anything?
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 1:16pm)
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GoddessMagick
(Member since 2007, Australia)
ROFL! ha ha, this has cheered me up to read so many plain, outright silly comments, lol. I can't pick a worst because they are all pretty shockers. Must admit, some comments Charlie Sheem has made in interviews etc of late have really made him appear less than what my opinion of him was before. Would love to say what i think but don't want to be sued for slander, lol. Ahh, celebs :)
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 1:49pm)
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Serena86
(Australia)
Those are hilarious. You could do a whole article on the dumb things that Jessica Simpson has said. She use to be in that reality TV show with her then-husband and she though buffalo wings were made from buffalos. On another episode she was saying how great the fragrances of some candles were and when she had a look at the bottle of the candle is said unscented. Classic
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 2:40pm)
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Chantelle9
(Australia)
LOL....Arnie's was pretty funny
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 2:44pm)
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Nda
(Australia)
LOL this made my day!
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 3:49pm)
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Divine Diva
(Australia)
OMG can you be any more stupid!!! I have always thought Jessica Simpson had no brains and now I know I'm right. :)
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 4:50pm)
Posted by:
PrettyPrincess
(Member since 2008, Australia)
I remember that Jessica Simpson one!
They used it on all the ad's for the newlyweds show for ages!
Thanks for a good chuckle!
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 5:00pm)
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softness
(Member since 2007, Australia)
These are so good! I think being famous must eat away at brain cells. No wonder they're in the entertaining business. Poor Linda E. though - to think she still doesn't eat what she really wants to! She just doesn't know what she's missing!
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 5:19pm)
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blackmagic
(Australia)
Mariah Carey is such a mole for saying that!! I really dislike her after reading that:
- "I...see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 6:11pm)
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blackmagic
(Australia)
The rest are pretty funny!!!!!! Thanks for this article, what a laugh ;)
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 6:12pm)
Posted by:
Dee255
(Member since 2008, Australia)
I don't know about the others, but Mariah never said that.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 10:10pm)
Posted by:
VivaliciousChic
(Australia)
What the hell is Mariah carey saying that for!!!???? thats soooo insensitive!
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March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 10:14pm)
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Shazam
(Member since 2008, Australia)
Unbelievable. But what do you expect from people like that? They want attention for the wrong reasons. They want people to understand them, but they need to use their brains first!
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 8:48am)
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Jacq
(Member since 2007, Australia)
I cant go past a good bush-isim! they never get any less funny... he's stupidity, that plus the fact he was the leader of the free world! are always good for a chuckle
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 9:14am)
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mel19811
(Australia)
very interesting a great read loved it
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 10:41am)
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joburkey
(Member since 2007, Australia)
oh dear, they can be sooooo stupid
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 12:43pm)
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Janeka
(Australia)
"I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
WHAT. That makes no sense at all, hahaha!
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 1:24pm)
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Navyblueladybird
(Australia)
Tia Tequila... on face value, a completely disgraceful thing to say. As for Naomi Campbell - WTF?! Modelling as a community service?! So very vain.
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 1:31pm)
Posted by:
Sstreet
(Australia)
why can i never access these galleries...... !?!?!?!
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 1:32pm)
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Rabi
(Australia)
like seriously thats the funniest thing i ever heard hahaha i liked what victoria beckham said ! and i was wondering why should she use her brain let it stay in the deep sleep forever
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March 07, 2011 (Mar 7, 2011 1:51pm)
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Posted by: Chrissynick (Australia)
Oh goodness mariah! Thats terrible! Some real doozies there!
Posted on: March 06, 2011 (Mar 6, 2011 10:02am)